Offline porn?

[petergriffin]

Now that CaMoron will ban the so called 'online' porn, what is your fav offline analogue w*nking method?

As for me, I think I'll take the binoculars back from the basement. It hadn't been since 1994 that I had peeped into the ladies' shower room.

(written single-handed)

[Mich the Tester]

Now that CaMoron will ban the so called 'online' porn, what is your fav offline analogue w*nking method?

As for me, I think I'll take the binoculars back from the basement. It hadn't been since 1994 that I had peeped into the ladies' shower room.

(written single-handed)

My very favourite method is to stick it in a woman's slippery hole and wiggle it back and forth.

[proggy]

My very favourite method is to stick it in a woman's slippery hole and wiggle it back and forth.

I think that's called sex not winking.

[gingerjedi]

My very favourite method is to stick it in a woman's slippery hole and wiggle it back and forth.

Keeps her quiet I guess...

[SimonMac]

I still have a dog eared copy of Razzle from the late 80's somewhere

[Mich the Tester]

I think that's called sex not winking.

You wouldn't know for sure though would you?

[BrilloPad]

My very favourite method is to stick it in a woman's slippery hole and wiggle it back and forth.

Of course making it slippery is quite fun too.

[Mich the Tester]

Of course making it slippery is quite fun too.

Yep.

[VectraMan]

Do Littlewoods still do catalogues? Or is that online now?

[proggy]

Do Littlewoods still do catalogues? Or is that online now?

I think so, sadly using the women's underwear section as wanking material after using online porn will be like Keith Richards trying to get high on an aspirin.