Everytime I use a phrase he starts repeating it half an hour to a day later thinking I'm out of earshot.
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how do you handle the co-worker who steals all your joke phrases
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how do you handle the co-worker who steals all your joke phrases
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Start using foreign language comments, a bit like c'est la vie but not and when he reuses it someone will point out what he just said.
Try latin. Drop 'Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit' in sometime. After he has used it point out it in front of everyone it means 'To go where no man has gone before'
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'Fornulum pani lolo' which means 'I don't want a toaster'
or some of these
Quone modo nunc, fulve bos - How now Brown Cow?
Vescere bracis meis - Eat my shorts
Semper ubi sub ubi - Always wear underwear
He daren't admit he stole it from and will look a complete dick and hopefully stop.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!! -
Originally posted by eek View PostEverytime I use a phrase he starts repeating it half an hour to a day later thinking I'm out of earshot.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostTry saying 'I like mens willies smeared with Marmite up my bumhole' and see if he continues'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Tell him some really racist and sexist jokes. plus some homophobic ones about Mohammed.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by eek View PostEverytime I use a phrase he starts repeating it half an hour to a day later thinking I'm out of earshot.
Oh... too lateOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View Post'I like mens willies smeared with Marmite up my bumhole'Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostTry saying 'I like mens willies smeared with Marmite up my bumhole' and see if he continuesOriginally posted by bless 'em all View PostI'd hate that. Can't stand marmite. (See? Doesn't even deserve a capital letter)
Which I don't have but do have these:
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by eek View PostEverytime I use a phrase he starts repeating it half an hour to a day later thinking I'm out of earshot.Comment
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Originally posted by eek View PostEverytime I use a phrase he starts repeating it half an hour to a day later thinking I'm out of earshot.
Worrabout me ? I invented this new theory about relativity and stuff, and some twat from a hundred years ago is claiming all the credit.
twat
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