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Ketchup
25th July 2013, 15:04
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tranceporter
25th July 2013, 15:06
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On virtue of appendicitis or over consumption of bird's eye chilli?

Ketchup
25th July 2013, 15:07
I am happy with either

NotAllThere
25th July 2013, 15:31
What a nasty fellow you are.

SimonMac
25th July 2013, 15:34
:laugh

MarillionFan
25th July 2013, 16:18
What a nasty fellow you are.

I can't be bothered to read the threads. So has Doogie snuffed it then???

Old Greg
25th July 2013, 16:35
If my kids hear that ketchup is banned, I'll be the dead one.

MarillionFan
25th July 2013, 16:41
If my kids hear that ketchup is banned, I'll be the dead one.

Actually quite funny.

For once.:tongue

mudskipper
25th July 2013, 17:26
http://www.notefromlapland.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/arielKETCHUP.jpg

Alias
25th July 2013, 23:10
a favourite parting shot at thickos in 6th form by the apparant genii used to be, "Hope you die soon....?"

hmm, ill reserve that one for someone else later....

mudskipper
26th July 2013, 07:00
If my kids hear that ketchup is banned, I'll be the dead one.

I only want ketchup.
It's all that I like.
I don't need a burger.
I don't need a bike.

I don't want a tuba,
a truck or a train,
bananas, bandanas,
pianos or rain.

I'll pass on canasta,
gymnastics and chess.
I don't need a diamond
a dog or a dress.

I'm fine without fairies,
canaries or figs,
tomatoes, tornadoes,
tortillas and twigs.

I'd give up guitars
and carnations and cheese,
The sparkling stars
and the wind in the trees,

I don't need a hug
or an afternoon hike.
Juss pass me the ketchup.
It's all that I like.

--Kenn Nesbitt

nomadd
26th July 2013, 07:39
a favourite parting shot at thickos in 6th form by the apparant genii used to be, "Hope you die soon....?"

Well, they seem to have possessed enough good breeding to at least have left the dangling question mark. :)

d000hg
26th July 2013, 10:57
I'm not dead!

mudskipper
26th July 2013, 11:04
I'm not dead!

And how's the poorly tummy?

SimonMac
26th July 2013, 11:06
I'm not dead!

huzzah!

SimonMac
26th July 2013, 11:07
And how's the arse?

FTFY

d000hg
26th July 2013, 11:08
Appendicitis cleared up. Arse is OK (I only get issues with pretty hot stuff).