Mrs MF wants a divorce and its going to bankrupt me

**mudskipper** · 26 July 2013, 10:55

Why would Mrs MF's divorce bankrupt eek?

Is eek an MF sockie?

**MarillionFan** · 26 July 2013, 11:09

I've forgotten to pack my fooking speech.

I wrote it two months ago and cannot remember it. Now in the bar writing a new one.

**SimonMac** · 26 July 2013, 11:10

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I've forgotten to pack my fooking speech.

I wrote it two months ago and cannot remember it. Now in the bar writing a new one.

"30 years ago MrsMF's dad was putting her to bed with a dummy, looks like its come round full circle again"

**SimonMac** · 26 July 2013, 11:12

Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Why would Mrs MF's divorce bankrupt eek?

Is eek an MF sockie?

**SimonMac** · 26 July 2013, 11:13

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I've forgotten to pack my fooking speech.

I wrote it two months ago and cannot remember it. Now in the bar writing a new one.

have you at least remembered the pre-nup?

**TheFaQQer** · 26 July 2013, 11:15

"I was getting a bit worried about making a speech, so I prepared a few lines. And now that I've snorted those, I don't give a tulip"

**Alias** · 26 July 2013, 11:38

Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

have you at least remembered the pre-nup?

does he need it as a permie?

**MarillionFan** · 26 July 2013, 11:42

Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

"I was getting a bit worried about making a speech, so I prepared a few lines. And now that I've snorted those, I don't give a tulip"

Its very rare I get nervous and I've been fine until 1 hour ago when I realised I didn't have my speech

I'm now tulipting it.

**vetran** · 26 July 2013, 11:48

Originally posted by Alias View Post

does he need it as a permie?

no but she does

Good luck MF

oh and saying 'You know those Matrons of honour, I have had them all' is not a good move.

Mrs MF wants a divorce and its going to bankrupt me