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    Flying ants

    are all around, what gives??!?!

    #2
    It's clearly a sign that we are in the last days. Rapture starts 2016 don't forget.

    PS Didn't Reid say his new tough immigration controls will just about be in place by then? Wouldn't it be a hoot if the 2nd coming was aborted because they mistook de lawd for an illegal immigrant and booted him out again?
    Last edited by xoggoth; 26 July 2006, 20:18.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #3
      Power & glory next time, xogg.

      No more of this turn the other cheek stuff...

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        #4
        Thread stealer!!!!!
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by AtW
          are all around, what gives??!?!
          What about the fecking wasps!?!?!

          And what is with their insatiable appetite for Magners cider?!?!?!

          The dirty bastards....
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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            #6
            Originally posted by xoggoth
            It's clearly a sign that we are in the last days. Rapture starts 2016 don't forget.

            PS Didn't Reid say his new tough immigration controls will just about be in place by then? Wouldn't it be a hoot if the 2nd coming was aborted because they mistook de lawd for an illegal immigrant and booted him out again?
            No, he'd be given his Cardiff council house in no time... imagine the interview...

            "Place of Birth?" Bethlehem.

            "Bethnal Green?" Close enough.

            "Occupation?" Carpernter... er, I mean Plumber...

            "Ok, you're in" Wheres the dole office....?
            Vieze Oude Man

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              #7
              Bugger the ants. I'm getting tons of grasshoppers and crickets in my living room hopping around everywhere and making that annoying noise. I've resorted to using hair spray on them (works wonders).
              Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...

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                #8
                Try hairspray with a lighter - voila, your own flame thrower.

                Watch your curtains though, bugger to explain to the missus...
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by hyperD
                  Try hairspray with a lighter - voila, your own flame thrower.

                  Watch your curtains though, bugger to explain to the missus...
                  Yeah I tried that - only thing was it made the room hotter

                  There's a 4 legged spider walking around somewhere now.
                  Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by TheMonkey
                    There's a 4 legged spider walking around somewhere now.
                    I think Chico would say "Ergo, Creationism".
                    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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