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    We are being replaced by computers

    Roses are #f00, violets are #00f. This witty code is a boffinry breakthrough

    Eggheads at the University of Edinburgh have developed code dedicated to spitting out quips along the lines of: "I like my men like I like my monoxide - odourless" and "I like my women like I like my gas - natural".

    The system was tested on a group of volunteers who claimed the witty algorithms made them chuckle a few times, although not as much as similar, human-penned jokes chosen from Twitter.

    It uses 2,000,000 noun-adjective pairs of words to draw up jokes "with an element of surprise", something the creators claim is key to good comedy. The one-liners were produced by searching for connections between pairings of words using Google n-gram data and Wordnet's part-of-speech tags.

    Other jokes calculated by the software include:

    I like my relationships like I like my source code... open
    I like my boys like I like my disk sectors... bad
    I like my coffee like I like my war... cold


    Russell Brand be afraid!
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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    Any excuse

    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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