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    Keep your shirt on

    Apparantly a councillor in Bromley wants to introduce a by-law to prevent men from wandering around in public without their shirts on. I am telling you it won't be long before we are all in little blue uniforms.

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    Originally posted by John Galt
    Apparantly a councillor in Bromley wants to introduce a by-law to prevent men from wandering around in public without their shirts on. I am telling you it won't be long before we are all in little blue uniforms.
    Carrying this:-

    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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      #3
      I'm half inclined to agree. The sight of a hairy, sweaty oik with a beer gut the size of belgium is not a pretty sight.

      Edit: oh and it should be extended to women too. It's just as offputting to see fat-slag types in mini skirts and crop tops with their guts hanging out and thighs the size of redwoods. yeuk!
      Last edited by ladymuck; 27 July 2006, 13:18.

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        #4
        You don't find this sexy....

        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #5
          Oddly enough, no!

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            #6
            Originally posted by ladymuck

            Edit: oh and it should be extended to women too. It's just as offputting to see fat-slag types in mini skirts and crop tops with their guts hanging out and thighs the size of redwoods. yeuk!

            Talking from experience ?

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              #7


              I know I'm a bit lardy so I most definitely do not inflict my pale and pasty cellulite-ridden body on anyone. Black trousers and a t-shirt/blouse that ends mid-hip is my staple attire.

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                #8
                Originally posted by ladymuck


                I know I'm a bit lardy so I most definitely do not inflict my pale and pasty cellulite-ridden body on anyone. Black trousers and a t-shirt/blouse that ends mid-hip is my staple attire.
                Oh dear (TM). Completely destroyed my mental picture of you ....
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by sasguru
                  Oh dear (TM). Completely destroyed my mental picture of you ....
                  Result!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by sasguru
                    Oh dear (TM). Completely destroyed my mental picture of you ....

                    Oh well nevermind !! back to your playboy (or playgirl) mags !

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