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What percentage of your turnover goes on skanky whores and cheap liquour?

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    What percentage of your turnover goes on skanky whores and cheap liquour?

    What % of your turnover goes on knee tremblers, happy endings, including dominatrixes, etc.

    The impression I get is that contractors under-invest in their primary asset, -their John Thomas.
    Last edited by suityou01; 3 August 2013, 13:24.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    None, that all comes out of personal income, not company
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      Who has to pay? Were you a regular here then during your sojourn in Germany?
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #4
        Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
        Who has to pay? Were you a regular here then during your sojourn in Germany?
        This is where they tried to take me on my leaving do

        Relax Gtersloh



        Just translating this for the Mrs. The bit about the discrete hidden parking had her cringing.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Just 5% for me, but I've heard Cojak has recently invested all of her money in a John Thomas and she will be flying down to the Bangkok Hospital next month to have it fitted.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            This is where they took me on my leaving do, SY02 reads this forum so I'll have to pretended otherwise
            FTFY
            Coffee's for closers

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              #7
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              Who has to pay? Were you a regular here then during your sojourn in Germany?
              If you don't pay up front, you sure has hell pay at the end!
              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

              I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                What % of your turnover goes on knee tremblers, happy endings, including dominatrixes, etc.

                The impression I get is that contractors under-invest in their primary asset, -their John Thomas.
                17.5%. 17.5025% if you include Mrs Suity.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                  17.5%. 17.5025% if you include Mrs Suity.
                  Button-mushroom Dave, is that you?
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    Button-mushroom Dave, is that you?
                    We all borrow his season ticket.

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