People you always thought were Jewish but actually aren't

**MarillionFan** · 4 August 2013, 14:19

Originally posted by zoco View Post

Pete Townshend.

Woody Allen

**VectraMan** · 4 August 2013, 14:52

Jebus.

**amcdonald** · 4 August 2013, 14:57

Whereas Hitler had Jewish and African roots :nazi:

**MarillionFan** · 4 August 2013, 15:21

Moses

**SimonMac** · 4 August 2013, 15:27

MF

Turns out he's not been circumcised, he just has a small knob

**MarillionFan** · 4 August 2013, 15:41

Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

MF

Turns out he's not been circumcised, he just has a small knob

SimonMac.

Because he's a complete cock.

**SimonMac** · 4 August 2013, 15:42

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

SimonMac.

Because he's a complete cock.

I'm not Jewish, I'm from Yorkshire so just as tight when it comes to money, easy mistake to make

**Paddy** · 4 August 2013, 15:59

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Woody Allen

Allen was born Allan Stewart Konigsberg in The Bronx and raised in Brooklyn, NY, the son of Nettie (born Cherrie; November 8, 1906 – January 27, 2002), a bookkeeper at her family's delicatessen, and Martin Konigsberg (December 25, 1900 – January 13, 2001), a jewelry engraver and waiter.[9] His family was Ashkenazi Jewish;

Woody Allen - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

**MarillionFan** · 4 August 2013, 16:01

Originally posted by Paddy View Post

Woody Allen - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Lies.He's faked more times than Mrs Suity.

People you always thought were Jewish but actually aren't