Man beats himslef up!

[Pondlife]

Eh????

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/5219890.stm

Officials told Mr Fu's son, Fu Bing, that investigators had failed to find anyone else's footprints at the scene of the attack, and had concluded that he must have hit himself.

The blow to the back of his neck was so severe that three of his vertebrae were broken, HRIC said.

[ladymuck]

Well, these oriental chaps can flick themselves around a fair bit.

[MrsGoof]

I think the clue is in the first para.

Chinese investigators say activist Fu Xiancai, who was paralysed after a severe beating, inflicted the blows himself, according to a rights body

as honest as T Bliar

[andy]

No wonder !
with a name like kung fu you may beat yourself

[Clog II The Avenger]

Eh????

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/5219890.stm

And Trotsky fell on an ice pick.
And Roberto Calvi (Vatican banker ) set his own feet in concrete, chained his hands and hung himself from Blackfriars Bridge. The Met Police said it was suicide.

[bobsmithldn]

Hilarious, reminds me of something out of "Mind, Body & Kick Ass Moves" ...

Sorry shouldn't laugh really ...

Never trust the Chinese authorities ...

[xoggoth]

Or that bit in "Fight Club". Unsavoury but brilliantly original film.