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    Now we know why sasguru is so thick

    Have an orgasm instead of doing a crossword, it's better for your brain, says scientist - Telegraph

    As in real life the only orgasm he gets is once a month over the lingerie section of the home shopping catalog.

    I would pass this article onto Mrs BP - but this would just mean she would get MTT round more often.

    #2
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Have an orgasm instead of doing a crossword, it's better for your brain, says scientist - Telegraph

    As in real life the only orgasm he gets is once a month over the lingerie section of the home shopping catalog.

    I would pass this article onto Mrs BP - but this would just mean she would get SG round more often.
    FTFY
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      FTFY
      You would not survive for than 30 seconds with a woman like Mrs BP.

      I do like the fact that one gets bans for starting threads for insulting other posters - except for sasguru......

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        You would not survive for than 30 seconds with a woman like Mrs BP.

        .

        Would that include foreplay?
        Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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          #5
          Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
          Would that include foreplay?
          Mrs BP would like some foreplay from BP rather than the "Brace yerself, I'm going in" she usually gets.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            You would not survive for than 30 seconds with a woman like Mrs BP.

            I do like the fact that one gets bans for starting threads for insulting other posters - except for sasguru......
            Surely that is a good thing. It says have an orgasm, not an hour long love making session. Do it panda style and save some time.
            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              #7
              Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
              Surely that is a good thing. It says have an orgasm, not an hour long love making session. Do it panda style and save some time.
              What is Panda style? Or shoudn't I ask
              Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Have an orgasm instead of doing a crossword, it's better for your brain, says scientist - Telegraph

                As in real life the only orgasm he gets is once a month over the lingerie section of the home shopping catalog.

                I would pass this article onto Mrs BP - but this would just mean she would get MTT round more often.
                As SAS is sad enough to orgasm every time a cretin posts, there are 65,807 IQ bumps we can count straight off.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                  What is Panda style? Or shoudn't I ask
                  It's also known as BP style:

                  Urg! Urg! Urg! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                    As SAS is sad enough to orgasm every time a cretin posts, there are 65,807 orgasms of his we can count straight off.
                    The question is what has he done with the collateral residue?
                    Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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