How many languages?

[MarillionFan]

A young Indian girl in the business lounge has over the last 30 minutes swapped languages three times and been fluent in each.

Talking to me in English she then phoned India speaking Hindi, before swapping and speaking perfect French to the couple sat opposite. On chatting she is an under graduate undertaking languages & IT in India and can speak German as well.

You're all fooked, you know that don't you.

[SimonMac]

Does Klingon count?

[Old Greg]

A young Indian girl in the business lounge has over the last 30 minutes swapped languages three times and been fluent in each.

Talking to me in English she then phoned India speaking Hindi, before swapping and speaking perfect French to the couple sat opposite. On chatting she is an under graduate undertaking languages & IT in India and can speak German as well.

You're all fooked, you know that don't you.

I hope you got her order right.

[DimPrawn]

A young Indian girl in the business lounge has over the last 30 minutes swapped languages three times and been fluent in each.

Talking to me in English she then phoned India speaking Hindi, before swapping and speaking perfect French to the couple sat opposite. On chatting she is an under graduate undertaking languages & IT in India and can speak German as well.

You're all fooked, you know that don't you.

Would Mitch?

[AtW]

I hope you got her order right.

Even Homer Simpson would get french fries and Coke order right.

[stek]

How do you know she's fluent unless you are fluent too?

She could be babbling incoherently and they native speakers being polite...

I well remember being sat in the airport transfer bus from Sheremetyevo 2 to 1, c 2002, separate buildings then and was chatting to this Danish guy who claimed he spoke fluent Russian, he gets off the bus and walked straight into an unyielding door marked 'входа нет' - means 'No entry'. Wad a dick!

Jim Royle was also on the bus and said 'Fluent my arse...'

[KentPhilip]

But does she talk the language of luurve?

[BrilloPad]

Talking to me in English

How would you know? You only talk bollux.

[MadDawg]

How would you know? You only talk bollux.

Tri-lingial - English, bollux and bulltulip.

[norrahe]

Tri-lingial - English, bollux and bulltulip.

You forgot about yank and drunk as well dearie