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    Nude swimmers warned of GONAD-GOBBLING FISH ON THE LOOSE

    Swedish men have been told to stay out of the water after a gonad-gobbling fish known as the "ball cutter" was spotted in the wild.

    The warning was issued after fisherman caught what appears to be a 21cm-long pacu fish in the Oresund Sound between Denmark and Sweden.

    Related to the famous Amazonian piranha, the pacu is famous for its taste for nuts of both the human and vegetable kind.

    read this without wincing
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    and this ..... double ouch

    There's an awful lot of sea-based testicle trouble out there for those that find it ....

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      #3
      Didn't Hiltler go swimming up there in the 30's?








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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        Didn't Hiltler go swimming up there in the 30's?



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        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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