Why is it, that when you stay in a hotel and use the bathroom to evacuate your bowels, the mirrors are always placed so that you can always watch yourself wiping your bottom?
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Originally posted by darmstadtWhy is it, that when you stay in a hotel and use the bathroom to evacuate your bowels, the mirrors are always placed so that you can always watch yourself wiping your bottom?If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers. -
Originally posted by darmstadtWhy is it, that when you stay in a hotel and use the bathroom to evacuate your bowels, the mirrors are always placed so that you can always watch yourself wiping your bottom?
Just a thought .
Whilst we are in the toilet, so to speak, how come your tulips never smell as repugnant as other people tulips ?Comment
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Originally posted by AlfredJPruffockWhilst we are in the toilet, so to speak, how come your tulips never smell as repugnant as other people tulips ?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadtWhy is it, that when you stay in a hotel and use the bathroom to evacuate your bowels, the mirrors are always placed so that you can always watch yourself wiping your bottom?Comment
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Spooky... we obviously visited the same Greek motels....!
Originally posted by AlfredJPruffockWhilst we are in the toilet, so to speak, how come your tulips never smell as repugnant as other people tulips ?If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperDSpooky... we obviously visited the same Greek motels....!
My (late) dog tulips smelled worse than mine - and he used to stick his nose in it. The dirty bastard...Comment
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Originally posted by PhoenixWhy would he stick his nose in your sh*t?If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadtWhy is it, that when you stay in a hotel and use the bathroom to evacuate your bowels, the mirrors are always placed so that you can always watch yourself wiping your bottom?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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