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    smeg

    Lots of smeg.
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

    #2
    Perhaps you need to wash it?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #3
      Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
      Lots of smeg.
      But on the bright side:

      WGAS

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        #4
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        But on the bright side:

        WGAS
        West Gloucestershire Art Society???
        "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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          #5
          Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
          West Gloucestershire Art Society???
          Well I did see plenty of artistic looking cross-dressers in London today, singing merrily away in their funny accents. So maybe that was them.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            Well I did see plenty of artistic looking cross-dressers in London today, singing merrily away in their funny accents. So maybe that was them.

            dum dee dum ....

            if wgas = West Gloucestershire Art Society

            smeg must be the South Midlands erectile gorgonzola



            bored bored bored bored bored

            sorry. carry on
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
              Lots of smeg.
              They make crap overpriced fridges that look nice.

              Why would you want one

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                #8
                Originally posted by Sockiearchitect View Post
                They make crap overpriced fridges that look nice.

                Why would you want one
                You got that right, not to mention unreliability. When people keep buying them is a mystery.
                "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                  #9
                  Sequioia: i would like to buy a new oven.
                  Salesman: i reccomend this one-Its got Smeg on it.
                  Sequioia: who would do that?
                  Salesman: i assume some guy in the German factory.
                  Sequioia: ah, i thought it was only us women that orgasmed on washing machines during spin cycles......

                  Salesman: thats not what i meant- can i interest you in a new washing machine?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Sequioia: i would like to buy a new oven.
                    Salesman: i reccomend this one-Its got Smeg on it.
                    Sequioia: who would do that?
                    Salesman: i assume some guy in the German factory.
                    Sequioia: ah, i thought it was only us women that orgasmed on washing machines during spin cycles......

                    Salesman: thats not what i meant- can i interest you in a new washing machine?
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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