What have you done???

[Viktor]

Today I was having the usual breakfast when the frontline of The Sun hit my eyes (I can't find the online edition for today...)
That bastard Home Office worker Joseph Dzumbira, the one with fake asylum seeker status granted for 2,000 quids, is HIMSELF AN ASYLUM SEEKER!!!
HE GOT THE "INDEFINITE LEAVE TO REMAIN" AFTER ONE YEAR FROM HIS FIRST ARRIVAL IN UK!!!
I can't believe this tulipe...I had to send tons of paperwork to the Home Office for an extension to a business visa that doesn't grant the right to benefits, public funds or employment status, I can only obtain leave to remain after 5 years (I am not interested in this whatsoever), and my application could be assessed by a f%$£ing corrupt bastard that has a leave to remain granted after one year .
You can find the original article here : http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006340496,00.html

Why there are no proper immigration laws in this country? How is this thing possible? I have nothing against any nation, but have a look at all those who claim benefits, do nothing all day and hardly speak any English and judge for yourself who is "desirable" or "undesirable" to stay in the country formerly known as England...

Victor

[xoggoth]

Look on the bright side. Fake Zimbabwean asylum seekers are probably better than genuine ones. Look at the AIDS statistics. Over 50% of new cases diagnosed in the UK are now from Zimbabwe or contacts with same. In the overcrowded hellhole that unfettered and unchecked immigration is creating we have to be grateful for small mercies.

[thunderlizard]

If it makes you feel better, the reason that asylum seekers "claim benefits" and "do nothing all day" is that they aren't allowed to take on jobs. That decision was to stop people moaning about asylum seekers 'coming over here taking our jobs'. And the benefits they get are a pittance: about £30 a week in food vouchers last time I looked.

Incidentally, from where were you seeking asylum yourself, Victor?

[DimPrawn]

the reason that asylum seekers "claim benefits" and "do nothing all day" is that they aren't allowed to take on jobs

Sounds like most permies to me.

[VectraMan]

I've never heard of an immigrant complaining how easy immigration is before, especially one who has no intention of staying.

[Churchill]

Surely the sun is for paupers. Are you sure you're a contractor?

[Viktor]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006340829,00.html

"Home Office worker Joseph Dzumbira’s brother and sister have already claimed asylum and another sister arrived at Gatwick just last week.

Yesterday we told how Dzumbira, from Zimbabwe, was himself originally an asylum seeker.

Dzumbira, 35, was suspended from his job and faces a criminal investigation after telling our undercover reporter how he can get ANYONE in by providing fake documents and IDs.

We revealed how Dzumbira — who works at the immigration centre Lunar House in Croydon — was part of a gang of crooked officers, solicitors and an ex-cop — and how he charged some desperate illegal immigrants up to £2,000.

Now it has emerged he has a sister Angeline, 43, and brother Gerald, 36, both living in Essex. They arrived from Zimbabwe in the last few years and claimed asylum. The second sister has just arrived on a two-year visitor’s visa."



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Victor

[Troll]

Viktor

Is this you?

"East European immigrants living rough are becoming drunk and aggressive, and flooding homeless hostels."

[Viktor]

Viktor

Is this you?

"East European immigrants living rough are becoming drunk and aggressive, and flooding homeless hostels."

Yes, I get drunk all nights, I'm very aggressive and I'm looking specially after trolls...I wonder how are you still alive...

[Jabberwocky]

Surely the sun is for paupers. Are you sure you're a contractor?

No, the Sun is for tits, which is why he reads it.