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Would you kill a puppy for one million pounds?

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    Would you kill a puppy for one million pounds?

    Based on a post on the INFP forum Mudskipper has joined to discuss why she hides in a cupboard when people come around to visit

    INFP FORUM • View topic - Would you kill a puppy for a million bucks?

    Would you kill a puppy for a £1 million quid?

    Will our answers be different?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Based on a post on the INFP forum Mudskipper has joined to discuss why she hides in a cupboard when people come around to visit

    INFP FORUM • View topic - Would you kill a puppy for a million bucks?

    Would you kill a puppy for a £1 million quid?

    Will our answers be different?
    Depends on how cute the puppy is and whether the eek juniors are around.
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      #3
      I'd like to think I could, but I reckon when push came to shove I probably couldn't.

      I'd kill it for food if we were starving. I might be able to kill it if it was suffering. But because some sadistic b'stard is going to give me a million quid? Tough one.

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        #4
        Yes. But I would not cause it suffering for any amount of money. It would be an instantaneous kill.

        I would then use the money to buy lots of tins and a very large cupboard. Then I could spend endless days sorting them into the right order.

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          #5
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          I'd kill it for food if we were starving.
          How would you cook a puppy?

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            How would you cook a puppy?
            I'm sure norrahe has a recipe.


            I think it's fair to add that, if I was super-skint I'd probably find it easier to make the decision.

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              How would you cook a puppy?
              We need Norrahe for this one.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                How would you cook a puppy?
                Well, it'd be quite tender already, so maybe filleted then shallow fried with some shallots, white wine and adding a touch of cream to the jus shortly before serving.

                Roasting it whole and sticking a tin of pedigree chum in it's mouth might be too much?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  How would you cook a puppy?
                  Bulgogi.

                  Could I kill it any way I liked?
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #10
                    Yup I'd have no worries about killing a puppy for either £1m GBP or $1m buck.

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