Where's me spade

[EternalOptimist]

Get the garage key and get me spade now!
I just found out that the missus spends 18 quid a month on health insurance for each of our 4 cats, thats £864 a year



mad. the worlds gone mad.

i went to sleep, and when i woke up, the world had gone mad

[vetran]

£18

we pay £12 each.

[MarillionFan]

I'll kill the cats for a tenner.

[EternalOptimist]

I'll kill the cats for a tenner.

the spade aint for the cats

[bobspud]

the spade aint for the cats

Thank god for that you would have the animal welfare on you like a tonne of bricks. Killing your Wife is fine, fluffy things NO!

Funnily enough I worked for one of the pet insurers for a while It was amazing how pet owners would spend hundreds if not thousands on keeping a £25 rabbit alive while the equestrian owners would happily pop a cap in a sick horse that was worth millions in some cases...

[SimonMac]

the spade aint for the cats

[BrilloPad]

I am sure you will get a dead mouse in return.

[amcdonald]

If you've got the next Grumpy Cat, you could be sitting on a goldmine

[ELBBUBKUNPS]

Can't you just get the insurance onece says its for the cat called 'Tiddles' and then what ever cat is ill out of the 4 when you take it in say this is 'Tiddles' ? Pretty sure chips dont hold there names, my friend does this with his 2 cats.

[EternalOptimist]

Can't you just get the insurance onece says its for the cat called 'Tiddles' and then what ever cat is ill out of the 4 when you take it in say this is 'Tiddles' ? Pretty sure chips dont hold there names, my friend does this with his 2 cats.

Brewster-Roustabouts folder has a big fck-off red warning on the front 'Caution Required'
'big Ginger female, bites spits and claws.'
Plus, her bum fell out once



thats a difficult act to impersonate