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Swiss Drive in Sex

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    Swiss Drive in Sex


    Drivers will have to follow a clearly marked route along which up to 40 prostitutes will be stationed.

    Once they have chosen one of the women and negotiated a fee, they will drive into one of the wooden sheds, which are hung with posters advocating the use of condoms and warning of the risk of Aids.


    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

    #2
    If it was in the UK they would charge for parking
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #3
      It all runs like cockwork.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        beats thrashing one out in the garden shed I expect.

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          #5
          You know your an engineer when you looked at that shed and thought "so they force them to park on the left so presumably the passenger in the right can get out easier and the driver can't open their door". Rather than wayhey nookie.

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            #6
            They did somethimg similar, albeit less glamorous, in the Netherlands about 15 years ago. The right wing govt abolished the project in 2002 (I was there at the time).
            <Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!

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              #7
              So you get a clamp as well as the clap?
              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

              I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                #8
                Do those with premature ejaculation get a speeding ticket?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by petergriffin View Post
                  The right wing govt abolished the project in 2002 (I was there at the time).
                  You were there? Did they nick you for kerb crawling?

                  Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Do those with premature ejaculation get a speeding ticket?
                    Ask MF he should know.
                    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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