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Horse feed at the office

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    Horse feed at the office

    A rather amusing incident at the office just now I thought I would recount.
    You know that people often bring in cakes, biscuits and things to go at the end of the desk for people to eat, well today was no exception, and there was a bowl of savory nibbles to feed on.
    I took a bite, and it really didn't taste very nice. Oh well it must be some crappy health-food type thing.
    The originating packet was there, so I read the label. Eucalyptus. Hmmm I guess that might have some health benefits.

    Until I saw the picture of the horse on the packet


    It turned out to be a new Ukrainian bird who has recently started at the company.

    #2
    The Ukrainian bird is a horse ?

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      #3
      The Ukrainian bird had been dessicated, diced and hidden in a packet of horse feed

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        #4
        A packet of horse feed, masquerading as a Ukrainian bird, successfully applied for a job and has begun working at ClientCo ?

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          #5
          Ukrainian birds taste of eucalyptus ?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Platypus View Post
            A packet of horse feed, masquerading as a Ukrainian bird, successfully applied for a job and has begun working at ClientCo ?
            Neigh, but I have this nagging feeling he's just going to equine on about it.

            TAXI!

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              #7
              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
              Neigh, but I have this nagging feeling he's just going to equine on about it.

              TAXI!
              Nope, I don't think this thread will go on furlong.

              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                The Ukrainian bird had bought the horse feed thinking it was a bag of sweets. Don't ask..

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
                  The Ukrainian bird had bought the horse feed thinking it was a bag of sweets. Don't ask..
                  You only know that because she tweeted it.

                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    Nope, I don't think this thread will go on furlong.

                    Hopefilly not. I was marely pointing out the potential for this gelding out of hand.

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