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    Cutlery

    Have we done this one yet?

    Man, 70, has 10cm steel kitchen fork removed from inside his PENIS after sexual adventure goes wrong | Mail Online
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

    #2
    Sasguru hasn't been able to live that one down at the bowls club yet.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Sasguru hasn't been able to live that one down at the bowls club yet.
      They'll never let him forket it.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        I was in the kichen in my bathrobe that fell open when I slipped and there was a folk on the floor and....

        Doesn't scan really.

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          #5
          So it is true what they say, spooning does lead to forking

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            #6
            But he was 'discharged' afterwards.
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            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              They'll never let him forket it.

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                #8
                Probably bought from here: KNIFE STORE | KITCHEN CUTLERY | KNIFE SHOP or he was planning on a trip: Tight Arse Travel: Tight arse cutlery or just misinterpreted butt-fork
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #9
                  facebook

                  I'm really disliking it these days.

                  Yes it remains an important way for me to keep connected with my family and social circle. What are the alternatives?
                  "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                    #10

                    It's not WHAT these fookers stick down their willies or up their bums that suprises me any more,

                    it's the quantity




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