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My German wife

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    My German wife

    My German frau said to me this morning,

    "ZOU JUST KUD NET LIVE IN TIMEZ OF SCARCITY"

    at which point I started doing ze Basil Faulty frogmarch saying "We are not in a war, zere is no rationing". I couldn't rezizt - you should have seen ze look on her face - after which I started shouting "bombs overhead" and ducking ...

    What are these Germans like, they still think we're in ze bloody war!!! Tightarse*.


    #2
    well done Bob ...

    when´s the divorce ?
    I'm alright Jack

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      #3
      Ok mein leibling. Zen today ve vill play skipping, ya ? Ist sehr gut.

      You vill skip breakfast, dinner und tea !
      Last edited by BobTheCrate; 30 July 2006, 11:55.

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