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[MarillionFan]

1) What car shall I buy?
2) What a bunch of cretins you are?
3) I've been headhunted
4) You're all wage slaves / losers
5) I'm in the garden having a drink
6) You can't construct an argument
7) I work part time from home and I'm loaded
8) London property is great
9) Im studying / university / old boys network blah blah blah
10) Did I ever mention how you're all cretins

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[Mich the Tester]

11) Your inferior intellect
12) My eco-shed

[vetran]

13) I'm a Gigolo
14) I have a rollin problem
15) My dollies look like this