Dear Americans
You are not the only people in the world. The world map does not consist of America with your quiet clean neighbours Canada and then 'Everywhere else'. This should not give you a sense of being 'at the centre of the universe'.
When your parents taught you to speak they should have also asked you to 'keep the fooking noise down'. A conversation does not have to consist of who can talk the loudest over the other or 'whoops'. Whoops are not a normal part of a conversation they are more of a mating call used by Canadian Elks and should be avoided as they make you appear thicker than the French (that's another country that nobody likes either). Also shouting, this is also not normal. In most countries shouting is used as a form of anger or warning, not to try and prove who has the smallest dick or to appear attractive to gormless ex-cheer leaders who now work in marketing but who used to give blow jobs to 'jocks' behind the college play fields. You are not at college any more, you're at a hotel where funnily enough there are other people besides yourselves you gormless, selfish air headed morons.
There's a reason everyone hates you in the rest of the world and its not because people are jealous of your 'democracy' or that you keep invading other places for oil. It's because you have no self volume control. Now STFU!!
Yours
MF in the room next door.
You are not the only people in the world. The world map does not consist of America with your quiet clean neighbours Canada and then 'Everywhere else'. This should not give you a sense of being 'at the centre of the universe'.
When your parents taught you to speak they should have also asked you to 'keep the fooking noise down'. A conversation does not have to consist of who can talk the loudest over the other or 'whoops'. Whoops are not a normal part of a conversation they are more of a mating call used by Canadian Elks and should be avoided as they make you appear thicker than the French (that's another country that nobody likes either). Also shouting, this is also not normal. In most countries shouting is used as a form of anger or warning, not to try and prove who has the smallest dick or to appear attractive to gormless ex-cheer leaders who now work in marketing but who used to give blow jobs to 'jocks' behind the college play fields. You are not at college any more, you're at a hotel where funnily enough there are other people besides yourselves you gormless, selfish air headed morons.
There's a reason everyone hates you in the rest of the world and its not because people are jealous of your 'democracy' or that you keep invading other places for oil. It's because you have no self volume control. Now STFU!!
Yours
MF in the room next door.
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