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    Job of the day

    I thought I had a blocked drain. Turned out to be the saniflow packed up in the toilet in the garage.

    JUst emptied the toilet - quite alot of solid waste in there. I nearly gagged out one point.

    I think at one point a gay has used the toilet - one of the stools had a dimple in the end.....

    #2
    Sounds like this thread should be jobbie of the day.

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      #3
      Remember to order those jobbies in order of size and then color.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Remember to order those jobbies in order of size and then color.
        I think curvature should also be a differentiating factor.

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          #5
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          I think curvature should also be a differentiating factor.
          No. That's how he orders pictures of men's penises from the hidden camera he's installed in the men's urinals at the Dog & Fox pub around the corner from his house.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            I think curvature should also be a differentiating factor.
            You are thinking of bananas.

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              #7
              Time you showed us your bristols, brillo

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