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    FFS!!!

    Couple in the next room are having a shag and the walls are paper thin.

    From the sounds of it she's like a sack of dead potatoes and he's not very fit or being strangled.

    Think I'm going to YouTube 'your tulip and you know you are' and go for a shower.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Why don't you kock on the door and ask if they can do it more quietly? Maybe he could wear a gag and she could go on top?

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      #3
      I wish I was having a shag
      ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Couple in the next room are having a shag and the walls are paper thin.

        From the sounds of it she's like a sack of dead potatoes and he's not very fit or being strangled.

        Think I'm going to YouTube 'your tulip and you know you are' and go for a shower.
        You won't be inviting Suity round for dinner again, I take it.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
          You won't be inviting Suity round for dinner again, I take it.
          Especially as he was sharing a room with Eek.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Especially as he was sharing a room with Eek.
            SimonMac's only been gone 1 day - it didn't take long for eek to stray.

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Why don't you kock on the door and ask if they can do it more quietly? Maybe he could wear a gag and she could go on top?
              Freudian, very Freudian.......

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                #8
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                SimonMac's only been gone 1 day - it didn't take long for eek to stray.
                It's for protection.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  SimonMac's only been gone 1 day - it didn't take long for eek to stray.
                  What can I say any port in a storm. Also client co is working smoothly now someone is on holiday so I need to find my entertainment somewhere.
                  merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    It's for protection.
                    and boy, do you need protecting. I did think self inflicted no sympathy but as the hospital said they hadn't seen a raccoon up there before it was probably a wise move to bring MF in.
                    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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