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    Wasps

    **** off......Stung twice on my upper arm a couple of weeks ago and it swelled up to magnificent proportions. Again this Saturday on the same arm but lower down and now look like Popeye. I ******* hate the little black and yellow bastards...

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

    #2
    I recommend using an electric fly swat.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #3
      Having commented yesterday that I hadn't seen many this year, there's three buzzing round my garage.

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        #4
        Wasps are attracted to sugary sweet things. Ah bless.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          They are actually more useful earlier in the year, due to the midges they eat,
          but yeah, once they realise the end is near and start binging on sugar they become a real PITA.

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            #6
            There are loads around in Devon at the moment.

            Went out to a BBQ with my daughter and her family the other day and the beer garden was crawling with them, must have been a nest near by.

            No one stung as far as I am aware.
            Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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              #7
              I thought this was going to be a Rugby Union thread....

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                I thought this was going to be a Rugby Union thread....

                I don't know what he's got against them. They're nothing like as stuck up as Quins or Richmond.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
                  There are loads around in Devon at the moment.

                  Went out to a BBQ with my daughter and her family the other day and the beer garden was crawling with them, must have been a nest near by.

                  No one stung as far as I am aware.
                  Do they have six fingers as well?
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Do they have six fingers as well?
                    Yep, they're just like you but slimmer.
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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