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Education in this country is screwed

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    Education in this country is screwed

    I've decided I fancy doing an adult education course, learning how to use CNC machines for milling & turning metal.

    So I had a look on my local council website. I can get courses in crystal healing, applying make up, nail art and facial skincare. I can study ballroom dancing or christmas flower arranging. But I can't even learn how to use hand tools, never mind a ******* lathe.

    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I've decided I fancy doing an adult education course, learning how to use CNC machines for milling & turning metal.

    So I had a look on my local council website. I can get courses in crystal healing, applying make up, nail art and facial skincare. I can study ballroom dancing or christmas flower arranging. But I can't even learn how to use hand tools, never mind a ******* lathe.

    When you start wearing overalls instead of gingham dresses they met let you play with big boys toys!

    Anyway, it's 'elf and safety, init?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      When you start wearing overalls instead of gingham dresses they met let you play with big boys toys!

      Anyway, it's 'elf and safety, init?
      I need a bigger shed. I wonder if I can rent a small industrial unit somewhere.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        You can get a BA in make up and hair design too.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #5
          China and most Asian countries do loads of these courses.

          It is why the UK is f**ked.

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            #6
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            I've decided I fancy doing an adult education course, learning how to use CNC machines for milling & turning metal.

            So I had a look on my local council website. I can get courses in crystal healing, applying make up, nail art and facial skincare. I can study ballroom dancing or christmas flower arranging. But I can't even learn how to use hand tools, never mind a ******* lathe.
            Market forces.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
              Market forces.
              Market forces, often reckoned to be inherently benign, are essentially the same forces that cause evolutionary dead ends such as the appendix, male nipples and chihuahuas.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #8
                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                I need a bigger shed. I wonder if I can rent a small industrial unit somewhere.
                If you can find one not rented out to Polish immigrants sleeping ten to the dozen.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  I've decided I fancy doing an adult education course, learning how to use CNC machines for milling & turning metal.

                  So I had a look on my local council website. I can get courses in crystal healing, applying make up, nail art and facial skincare. I can study ballroom dancing or christmas flower arranging. But I can't even learn how to use hand tools, never mind a ******* lathe.

                  On a serious note, if you're really interested in learning why not have a look in your vicinity for a small engineering workshop and have a chat with the owners, ask them for advice.

                  Failing that your local model railway club/society may be able to point you in the right direction.

                  Start by buying a "Model Engineering" magazine from your local WHSmith.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    Market forces, often reckoned to be inherently benign, are essentially the same forces that cause evolutionary dead ends such as the appendix, male nipples and chihuahuas.
                    The male nipple is essential as without it there would be no female nipple.

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