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    Meanwhile in other news....

    Chuck Norris leads vote for Budapest bridge name
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

    #2
    Its a strange strange world we live in these days!
    http://nickmueller.blogspot.com/

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      #3
      Once you let people vote via the internet this is what happens.

      [awaiting the next UK general election via internet]

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        #4
        Me: Excuse me old woman, how do I get to the Budapest branch M&S from here?

        Old Woman:
        Go over the Chuck Norris bridge, turn right into Bruce Lee Avenue, go to the end and turn left into Arnold Schwarzanegger Street. M&S is right next to the Institute for Hungarian Cultural Heritage, right opposite IKEA.

        You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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          #5
          Wow, there's an M&S in Budapest!?

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            #6
            What about Tony Blair Bridge...?

            There could be a nice ryhme about it falling down....
            Vieze Oude Man

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              #7
              Originally posted by TwoWolves
              Wow, there's an M&S in Budapest!?
              Not only that - there's an IKEA! Oh joy

              You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                #8
                Originally posted by bogeyman
                Arnold Schwarzanegger
                I noticed though that the Austrians changed the stadium named after him due to his constant belief in executing people. The best named stadium though is here for Greuther Fürth, the Playmobil Stadium.
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by mcquiggd
                  What about Tony Blair Bridge...?

                  There could be a nice ryhme about it falling down....
                  The Tony Blair sewage treatment plant would be more appropriate. No matter what you do it still smells of tulip when the wind is blowing.

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                    #10
                    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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