'Semi-erect' OAP caught shampooing his genitals on a bus claims he's 'no hardened criminal'
A PENSIONER was caught shampooing his privates on a bus after becoming irritated with his underpants.
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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy -
Still the CPS won't be after him, as it won't stand up in courtDoing the needful since 1827 -
Semi-erect? Pensioners do have problems standing up straight.Comment
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Two lolly sticks and an elastic band does the trickOriginally posted by mudskipper View Post"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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I'll remember that next time I am trying to thumb-in a softyOriginally posted by Paddy View PostComment
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"Milne, who was described as 'semi-erect' during the act, added: "I was treated like a hardened criminal.""
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Sorry SM, can't give it to you today!You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SimonMac again.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Semi-erect and pension day? Might be my lucky night when he gets indoors.Comment
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Duly nicked for my FB page.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SimonMac again....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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