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    Just decorated my crotch with the particularly spunky looking contents of my breakfast sandwich.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Just decorated my crotch with the particularly spunky looking contents of my breakfast sandwich.
    You did it again. I open my heart you something my hand.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      Just decorated my crotch with the particularly spunky looking contents of my breakfast sandwich.
      You have spunk sandwiches for breakfast? Yours or someone else's?

      Each to his own I guess.
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #4
        I bet somewhere on the internet you can buy such things.

        Possibly MP knows where.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #5
          Can you have chipolata for breakfast?
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #6
            Get a dog!
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              Give it a thorougfh soaking in water - then it will look like you have ONLY wet yourself.

              HTH

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                #8
                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                Get a dog!
                Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                  #9
                  Actually you might want to try this:

                  Fancy some BEER ON TOAST? Italy invents spreadable booze
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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