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wendigo100
1st August 2006, 19:25
I've just got back from holiday, where I saw several older blokes with pierced body parts other than ears.

Am I alone in thinking that the hulking great 50-year-old chav I saw with a pierced nipple and a ring through it looked stupid?

Wonderstuff
1st August 2006, 21:19
thought as I contractor you'd be able to afford a more decent holiday than the costa del chav?

Diestl
1st August 2006, 22:02
You are not alone, I wonder if a chav knows hes a chav or is the IQ so low his mind can only store "i want that Diesel Jumper" or "I want everyone to listen to loud thumping music from my car", are they self aware?

Andyw
2nd August 2006, 07:48
You are not alone, I wonder if a chav knows hes a chav or is the IQ so low his mind can only store "i want that Diesel Jumper" or "I want everyone to listen to loud thumping music from my car", are they self aware?


More like... "Benefits" "Cheap Fags"

Phoenix
2nd August 2006, 08:32
I've just got back from holiday, where I saw several older blokes with pierced body parts other than ears.

Am I alone in thinking that the hulking great 50-year-old chav I saw with a pierced nipple and a ring through it looked stupid?


So when exactly do these blokes have to grow up Wendigo?
Chavs they may have been, but they may have been hard core rockers once in there misserable lives...Is it a crime to keep faith with just what you like into your older years, or do you Wendigo, insist that these "older blokes" stop annoying you and get the slippers and a zimmer frame to make you feel more comfortable.........perhaps you should have asked them about there life rather than assuming they where in a life crisis mode

Bagpuss
2nd August 2006, 08:36
Everyone should look the same. John Major should be used as a template.

Pondlife
2nd August 2006, 08:55
Everyone should look the same. John Major should be used as a template.


I believe Millets has a sale on. :D

Badgers Armpit
2nd August 2006, 09:04
I got my nipple pierced at my wife's request (now removed - the piercing, not the wife).

I didn't keep a record at the time, but I'm sure I got more head "with piercing"! :D

wendigo100
2nd August 2006, 09:25
So when exactly do these blokes have to grow up Wendigo?
Chavs they may have been, but they may have been hard core rockers once in there misserable lives...Is it a crime to keep faith with just what you like into your older years, or do you Wendigo, insist that these "older blokes" stop annoying you and get the slippers and a zimmer frame to make you feel more comfortable.........perhaps you should have asked them about there life rather than assuming they where in a life crisis modeThey don't annoy me - on the contrary, they provide great entertainment! :rollin:

Bagpuss
2nd August 2006, 09:30
Some of the weirdest looking people I have met have also been some of the nicest. IMHO Rarely do you see someone alternative looking being agressive.

Bagpuss
2nd August 2006, 09:33
I saw you attack James T K

The Lone Gunman
2nd August 2006, 09:35
I saw you attack James T KUnprovoked too! He was saying he didnt want a fight!

Bagpuss
2nd August 2006, 09:41
CCTV proof:

http://www.section31.com/images/guide/1/1-18.jpg

wendigo100
2nd August 2006, 09:53
Some of the weirdest looking people I have met have also been some of the nicest. IMHO Rarely do you see someone alternative looking being agressive.They can't afford to be aggressive if their opponent can just pull the ring off their nipple!

Ears are fine. Even eyebrows, though not to my taste.

No, it's nipples that I think are over the top. And foreskins and testicles, but I didn't look close enough to spot any of those.

Bagpuss
2nd August 2006, 10:02
And foreskins and testicles, but I didn't look close enough to spot any of those.


You just took it like a man! :hug:

Phoenix
2nd August 2006, 10:06
They can't afford to be aggressive if their opponent can just pull the ring off their nipple!

Ears are fine. Even eyebrows, though not to my taste.

No, it's nipples that I think are over the top. And foreskins and testicles, but I didn't look close enough to spot any of those.


You sound like my Mum!

wendigo100
2nd August 2006, 10:37
You sound like my Mum!But does she laugh or say tut-tut? I laugh.

Phoenix
2nd August 2006, 12:05
But does she laugh or say tut-tut? I laugh.

And slightly wet your incontinenece pants?