What firsts for men still remain?

[BrilloPad]

Okay - in the interests of balance lets have this one as well.

They only one I can think of is finding the g-spot. I still have trouble even after MrsBP painted it luminous orange. Or maybe I just can't be bothered......

[Doggy Styles]

There's no such thing as a g-spot. All women fake it.

[BrilloPad]

There's no such thing as a g-spot. All women fake it.

Isn't it the name of a shop in Bluewater?

[SimonMac]

Answer the question "Does this make me look fat?" without pausing?

[BrilloPad]

coming second?

[SimonMac]

coming second?

At your age I thought you would just be happy in the race

[vetran]

putting the toilet seat down apparently.

[SimonMac]

putting the toilet seat down apparently.

Missing the toilet seat apparently.

[Mich the Tester]

Okay - in the interests of balance lets have this one as well.

They only one I can think of is finding the g-spot. I still have trouble even after MrsBP painted it luminous orange. Or maybe I just can't be bothered......

Do you need me to come round and help you find it again?

[vetran]

Do you need me to come round and help you find it again?

so lets get this clear, Mrs BP - Mitch Would?