Now we know why MF is so fat....

**Mich the Tester** · 12 September 2013, 08:36

The tourist caught the attention of a policewoman at Bogota's International Airport who allegedly asked her how far along she was.

She reacted aggressively, which aroused the suspicion of officials who went on to search her.

Stupid bint.

**DodgyAgent** · 12 September 2013, 08:39

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

BBC News - Colombia arrests woman 'with cocaine' in pregnancy bump

Those jet-setting trips are nothing to do with contracting are they?

"searched during a routine pat-down" I think this is MFs real job

**BrilloPad** · 12 September 2013, 08:51

Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

"searched during a routine pat-down" I think this is MFs real job

Is that where you placed him then?

**Old Greg** · 12 September 2013, 09:04

Because every time he ****s your mum she gives him a biscuit?

**Old Hack** · 12 September 2013, 10:06

Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Because every time he ****s your mum she gives him a biscuit?

Edo Brandes. Still funny after 12 years.

**Mich the Tester** · 12 September 2013, 11:10

Photo in the Wail. Now then boys, who'd like to be strip searched by that Colombian policewoman?

**vetran** · 12 September 2013, 11:57

Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Photo in the Wail. Now then boys, who'd like to be strip searched by that Colombian policewoman?

I'd be happy to give her a cavity search!

Now we know why MF is so fat....