Curing addiction to CUK clinic

[BrilloPad]

I have realized that alot of people have become addicted to CUK and as I plan B I have setup a clinic to cure this.

It has been so successful that I now need more consultants.

Please submit a short resume indicating what methods you would use and what sort of contract details(rate etc.) you expect.

[AtW]

Just add contractoruk.com to hosts file as 127.0.0.1 ...

[eek]

I have realized that alot of people have become addicted to CUK and as I plan B I have setup a clinic to cure this.

It has been so successful that I now need more consultants.

Please submit a short resume indicating what methods you would use and what sort of contract details(rate etc.) you expect.

sledgehammer to nuts and fingers....

Depending on the poster no fee required

[northernladuk]

I have realized that alot of people have become addicted to CUK and as I plan B I have setup a clinic to cure this.

Trust Brillo, he is a doctor.

[BrilloPad]

sledgehammer to nuts and fingers....

Depending on the poster no fee required

None of the wimmin posting on here have nuts. Except cojak who keeps he husband's in a glass jar in her handbag.

[bobspud]

Yeah can get out of hand some times

New gig or renewal time soon so its time to buckle down and start working harder than the current lul. My time at this site is drawing to the end soon...

[Alias]

I have realized that alot of people have become addicted to CUK and as I plan B I have setup a clinic to cure this.

It has been so successful that I now need more consultants.

Please submit a short resume indicating what methods you would use and what sort of contract details(rate etc.) you expect.

More Mods? (with Ban-hammer deployment ready)

[amcdonald]

Just insult the mods and instant cure

[TheFaQQer]

When I wanted a CUK break and had no self-control, I changed my password to a random string of letters which I'd never remember, guess or even know.

So to get back in, I had to really want to do it, and go through the palaver of resetting the password.

I managed two years between posts, then got lured back.

[sasguru]

Just insult the mods and instant cure

I've always maintained that at least one of the mods is a cretin.