Clarkson for PM?

[BrilloPad]

Jeremy Clarkson 'Considering Bid To Be MP'

Why not? Arnie made governor of California.

I would stand as an MP for his party.

I wonder what the policies would be?

[mudskipper]

Jeremy Clarkson 'Considering Bid To Be MP'

Why not? Arnie made governor of California.

I would stand as an MP for his party.

I wonder what the policies would be?

I doubt they'd be cycle friendly!

[socialworker]

Jeremy Clarkson 'Considering Bid To Be MP'

Why not? Arnie made governor of California.

I would stand as an MP for his party.

I wonder what the policies would be?

Death penalty for people towing caravans in the middle lane?

[NotAllThere]

Death penalty for people towing caravans?

FTFY

[xoggoth]

At least we would not get any more stupidly low speed limits. Loads of rural roads round here are 40mph. If idiots like the "Green" (ie loony socialist) Party had their way we would all be travelling at 5mph.

[BrilloPad]

He has previously said he would enforce devolution for Scotland. As a way of cutting the deficit. Actually I think he said he would sell the Country to the highest bidder.

Its this sort of thinking we need.

[gingerjedi]

He has previously said he would enforce devolution for Scotland. As a way of cutting the deficit. Actually I think he said he would sell the Country to the highest bidder.

Its this sort of thinking we need.

Why stop there? The Germans are loaded and they have shown previous interest in the Channel Islands.

[SueEllen]

He has previously said he would enforce devolution for Scotland. As a way of cutting the deficit. Actually I think he said he would sell the Country to the highest bidder.

Its this sort of thinking we need.

We need to separate the Islands around Scotland from Scotland to raise more money.

[minestrone]

He is joking.

I would bet there is another book or something coming out soon.

[DimPrawn]

He is joking.

I would bet there is another book or something coming out soon.

Let's see, some free publicity to raise his profile and make even more money to pay for ....

BBC News - Jeremy Clarkson luxury home plan set for approval

A bigger house!