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    So friend at clientco is in hospital

    for reasons unknown. I have 1 hour to come up with the most embarrassing reason possible before getting to the office.

    Any ideas? A gerbil is too obvious so .....
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

    #2
    Fingers trapped in a monkey puzzle?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #3
      Touch of Ebola Virus
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Dick stuck in a chicken? Or would that need a vet rather than a hospital?
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #5
          Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
          Dick stuck in a chicken? Or would that need a vet rather than a hospital?
          I think the chicken would be too embarrassed to go to a vet saying what he had stuck in his arse.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Split foreskin. Common enough to be believable.

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Split foreskin. Common enough to be believable.
              Unless your Jewish
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Leaking nipples?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by eek View Post
                  for reasons unknown. I have 1 hour to come up with the most embarrassing reason possible before getting to the office.

                  Any ideas? A gerbil is too obvious so .....
                  Could go for a variation on the gerbil and say he has 3rd degree burns to his rectum...

                  Just a radio show clip. Not that NSFW

                  'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                    #10
                    P.S. You have friends at the client co? Time to review your IR35 situation
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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