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    Robots

    Does anybody have one? I quite fancy one for christmas. For purely educational reasons, obviously.

    RoboSavvy UK Store - Robotis Bioloid PREMIUM Kit

    RoboSavvy UK Store - RoboBuilder 5720T Blue Edition incl. Bluetooth
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    My friend is obsessed with trying to patent an idea for a robot combined with a fleshlight.
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #3
      Does it do housework?

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        #4
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        My friend is obsessed with trying to patent an idea for a robot combined with a fleshlight.
        Oh dear. I've just googled that at work.
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #5
          Cool, I can probably use that for some of my coursework and buy it tax free.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            Oh dear. I've just googled that at work.
            Apologies. I should have pointed out it was a bit rude. But, I think I thought you of all people wouldn't need to google it.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #7
              @MP, your friend may be too late

              TrueCompanion.com - World's First Sex Robot

              RoxxxyPillow has three "working inputs" just like RoxxxySilver and RoxxxyGold - so that way you can interact with her in any way you would like!

              To reduce the price and to make her lighter, we removed her arms and legs - so RoxxxyPillow is much more compact with a lower price point of just $995.00.
              Every man's fantasy
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #8
                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                @MP, your friend may be too late

                TrueCompanion.com - World's First Sex Robot
                Site blocked.

                Oops.

                What he wanted to patent was the fleshthingy combined with a particular type of toy robot he'd seen for sale somewhere. I forget the name.

                His design would have been compact, combining a rhythmic er, pumping motion with the fleshthingummy. I made some refining suggestions, particularly around the adequate disposal of liquids.

                Same as your linky?
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  Does anybody have one? I quite fancy one for christmas. For purely educational reasons, obviously.

                  RoboSavvy UK Store - Robotis Bioloid PREMIUM Kit

                  RoboSavvy UK Store - RoboBuilder 5720T Blue Edition incl. Bluetooth
                  They look great!

                  Not as exciting, but I have a robot hover. I use MS robotics studio, along with a blue tooth receiver (off the net) to control it. Well when I say control, it mostly goes in circles. It also does a pretty good job of hovering.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Site blocked.

                    Oops.

                    What he wanted to patent was the fleshthingy combined with a particular type of toy robot he'd seen for sale somewhere. I forget the name.

                    His design would have been compact, combining a rhythmic er, pumping motion with the fleshthingummy. I made some refining suggestions, particularly around the adequate disposal of liquids.

                    Same as your linky?
                    Not entirely dissimilar, but these are perhaps a bit more sophisticated.

                    The following vid is NSFW. 2:18 onwards is hilarious, at least with the sound off, but also slightly disturbing.

                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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