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    Tip for the day

    Always hold the door for a cute blonde.

    1. You get to oggle without being glared at or completely blanked.

    2. You get a good look at her arse after she's gone thorugh ahead of you.

    3. It makes you look like a gentleman, which is generally a good thing, regardless of whether you are or not.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

    #2
    And you can give her a good sniff as she goes by. If that's your thing...
    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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      #3
      Or grab her arse.

      If that's still allowed these days

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn
        Or grab her arse.

        If that's still allowed these days
        Not at Deutsche Bank!

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn
          Or grab her arse.

          If that's still allowed these days

          You're working at Deutcher Bank these days then DP?
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #6
            Originally posted by DaveB
            You're working at Deutcher Bank these days then DP?
            Listen Pal, I got there first.

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              #7
              OTOH some women will think you are being a patronising, sexist pig and will scowl and huff at you

              You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                #8
                Even better it she's walking up the stairs.
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by bogeyman
                  OTOH some women will think you are being a patronising, sexist pig and will scowl and huff at you
                  Which makes it an ideal way to filter out the ones you wouldnt want to chat up atb the christmass do
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Clog II The Avenger
                    Even better it she's walking up the stairs.
                    Better still if she is walking downstairs on her hands with legs in the air

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