Last day in Gig - exciting things I could do?

[kevpuk]

So, 6 month gig coming to an end today....managed to get my Programme Manager to bin me 2 weeks early, so I can start new gig next week.

What special fun do you reserve for last day antics?

(Bearing in mind I liked the gig, got on with the bods and may well come back here one day!)

[amcdonald]

Take the whole office down the pub for a round, it's cheap marketing

[TheFaQQer]

INSERT INTO DUAL VALUES '1';

COMMIT;

Do it under someone else's login, and preferably under a time delayed trigger.

They'll call you back in as the expert to fix it when the system comes crashing down.

(Note, this only works with Oracle, and may result in a less than positive response)

[kevpuk]

Take the whole office down the pub for a round, it's cheap marketing

Ah, did that the other day....not the whole office, natch!

INSERT INTO DUAL VALUES '1';

COMMIT;

Do it under someone else's login, and preferably under a time delayed trigger.

They'll call you back in as the expert to fix it when the system comes crashing down.

(Note, this only works with Oracle, and may result in a less than positive response)

LOL - perhaps not; I think I may be back here one day....

[northernladuk]

Naked streak though the office at 5pm IMO... Certainly won't forget you which could be useful if any new work comes up.

[vetran]

Seen / done these.

Posh cakes for the lot of em. Not Greggs the £1.50 buns from a Boutique cupcake shop. Depends on the rate obviously.

Bottle of something nice / Chocolates for the decision makers & the ones that made the effort to help.

New plant for the office. Pot engraved with biz name.

[kevpuk]

the office at 5pm IMO...

5pm - that is, like, seriously out-of-hours....
Besides, I like to head-off around 3pm on Friday's to beat the 'leaving-London-for-Suburbia' crowd.....

Pot consumed with aid of container engraved with biz name.

FTFY - liking the concept, however remote the possibility, m'Lud

[MarillionFan]

No idea. My gig just never ends.

[TheFaQQer]

No idea. When you're being kicked out, there's barely enough time to clear your desk, let alone anything else

FTFY

[kevpuk]

No idea. When you're being kicked out, there's barely enough time to clear your desk, let alone anything else

FTFY