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    Knock one off and run

    I have to deliver my sample to the snip clinic Monday. However, with leg in full cast, and a long dash to the clinic, I am wondering if you can knock one off there and then, in the clinic, well, in the loo or something.

    Do you think it would be rude, in the absence of wifi, to ask for, ahem, helpful material?

    #2
    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    I have to deliver my sample to the snip clinic Monday. However, with leg in full cast, and a long dash to the clinic, I am wondering if you can knock one off there and then, in the clinic, well, in the loo or something.

    Do you think it would be rude, in the absence of wifi, to ask for, ahem, helpful material?
    Is it near a beach? Or perhaps, given the weather, a public swimming pool?

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      #3
      The friendly receptionist is always trained to assist in such matters - just ask her.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
        I have to deliver my sample to the snip clinic Monday. However, with leg in full cast, and a long dash to the clinic, I am wondering if you can knock one off there and then, in the clinic, well, in the loo or something.

        Do you think it would be rude, in the absence of wifi, to ask for, ahem, helpful material?
        how are you going to run with your leg in full cast?
        merely at clientco for the entertainment

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          #5
          We discussed this before.

          http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...-porn-nhs.html

          I remember it from the marvellous word, masturbatorium.
          Last edited by mudskipper; 21 September 2013, 17:05.

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            #6
            Is it near a beach?
            Nearest beach to me is Brighton although, contrary to usual ideas re Brighton, on the nudist section it seems to be largely the ladies who get all the attention.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              The friendly receptionist is always trained to assist in such matters - just ask her.
              only if you go private!
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                When I had mine the instructions were something like: keep sample at body temperature as long as possible. So on the way to the clinic I had the vial up my jumper. The thought crossed my mind that if I crashed the car and died, the post mortem would yield interesting results.

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                  #9
                  Don't you gentlemen have a microscope at home? I know I'd be tempted to have a peek.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    Don't you gentlemen have a microscope at home? I know I'd be tempted to have a peek.
                    Won't MrMS provide a sample for you?

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