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BrilloPad
24th September 2013, 09:09
1 post = 1 calling of sasguru a cretin.

Or feel free to add your own insults.

amcdonald
24th September 2013, 09:15
His posting style makes me think he is an alter ego of someone, SAS isn't SAS I wouldn't be surprised if he's never done SAS and is just a DBA of some sort, for some reason I keep thinking Sybase...

Troll
24th September 2013, 09:15
Sailing a bit close to the wind m'lad!

vetran
24th September 2013, 09:16
apparently we would miss him if he weren't here.

sasguru
24th September 2013, 09:17
His posting style makes me think he is an alter ego of someone, SAS isn't SAS I wouldn't be surprised if he's never done SAS and is just a DBA of some sort, for some reason I keep thinking Sybase...

My posting style makes you think I do Sybase? :laugh:rollin:
I've heard it all now.

sasguru
24th September 2013, 09:18
Sailing a bit close to the wind m'lad!

Occasionally BP needs to have a fight with the mods.
The next step after a few days is to beg them abjectly to let him back.

Chunk
24th September 2013, 09:18
It is abundantly clear from his posts that he is a bit of a :winker:

sasguru
24th September 2013, 09:19
It is abundantly clear from his posts that he is a bit of a :winker:

It's better than being a :winker:er though :D

sasguru
24th September 2013, 09:20
It is abundantly clear from his posts that he is a bit of a :winker:

That was a fast edit :laugh

eek
24th September 2013, 09:25
Sailing a bit close to the wind m'lad!

Nope calling Sas a cretin is fine. He is afterall King Cretin..

Old Hack
24th September 2013, 09:29
He's just a tool of the highest magnitude. I can't believe he's real to be honest, for no one could be that much of a coont, surely.

SimonMac
24th September 2013, 09:30
Sailing a bit close to the wind m'lad!

Asking for him to be banned has nothing to do with me moving up one in the rep chart, but seriously think he needs a holiday for his mental health!

SimonMac
24th September 2013, 09:30
He's just a tool of the highest magnitude. I can't believe he's real to be honest, for no one could be that much of a coont, surely.

BP or SAS?

vetran
24th September 2013, 09:35
BP or SAS?

both I can move two levels up the rep chart:banana:

love SimonMac

BrilloPad
24th September 2013, 09:38
My posting style makes you think I do Sybase? :laugh:rollin:
I've heard it all now.


Occasionally BP needs to have a fight with the mods.
The next step after a few days is to beg them abjectly to let him back.


That was a fast edit :laugh

So thats 3 votes for sas to call himself a cretin.

fook me - how cretinous are you?

PS there are 3 posters you can insult at will without getting a ban. sasguru and MF (because they keep posting tedious mememe threads and the mods hate them) and me (because I don't care).

BrilloPad
24th September 2013, 09:42
Asking for him to be banned has nothing to do with me moving up one in the rep chart, but seriously think he needs a holiday for his mental health!

Because I posted about you and eek going on holiday to Paris together so you gave me -ve rep?

However you can have some +ve from me since you care about it.

Personally I have bigger goals in life. I want to do nude skydiving.

sasguru
24th September 2013, 09:42
So thats 3 votes for sas to call himself a cretin.

fook me - how cretinous are you?

PS there are 3 posters you can insult at will without getting a ban. sasguru and MF (because they keep posting tedious mememe threads and the mods hate them) and me (because I don't care).

Well they could always ban me, I suppose :laugh:laugh

SimonMac
24th September 2013, 09:43
Because I posted about you and eek going on holiday to Paris together so you gave me -ve rep?

However you can have some +ve from me since you care about it.

Personally I have bigger goals in life. I want to do nude skydiving.

:puke:

BrilloPad
24th September 2013, 09:46
Well they could always ban me, I suppose :laugh:laugh

I want to know how you asked for a ban and did not get one?


:puke:

Shall I post the pictures from my last effort then?

eek
24th September 2013, 09:46
Well they could always ban me, I suppose :laugh:laugh

Nope due to your thread asking to be banned that is off the agenda unless you break the rules (which sadly you never do).

sasguru
24th September 2013, 09:47
Nope due to your thread asking to be banned that is off the agenda unless you break the rules (which sadly you never do).

I don't?

eek
24th September 2013, 09:48
I don't?

You need to insult people with a word other than cretin

BrilloPad
24th September 2013, 09:48
I don't?

Thats it. Keep calling yourself a cretin. More more more.

sasguru
24th September 2013, 09:49
You need to insult people with a word other than cretin

Ok, fine, you moronic imbecile.

sasguru
24th September 2013, 09:49
Thats it. Keep calling yourself a cretin. More more more.

Yes I get it. So tell us what's wrong this time ....

BrilloPad
24th September 2013, 09:52
You need to insult people with a word other than cretin

Don't confuse the poor lad. His head will explode thinking of something else.

BrilloPad
24th September 2013, 09:53
Yes I get it. So tell us what's wrong this time ....

Putting up with twunts like you. Why don't you fook off. We really won't miss you.

eek
24th September 2013, 09:54
Ok, fine, you moronic imbecile.

You're getting there mr muppet

evilagent
24th September 2013, 10:45
I am relatively new to CUK. ( a few months)

What is it about sasguru that makes him such a focus for abuse?

Did he do something ages ago that rubs people up the wrong way?

Old Hack
24th September 2013, 10:46
I am relatively new to CUK. ( a few months)

What is it about sasguru that makes him such a focus for abuse?

Did he do something ages ago that rubs people up the wrong way?

He's a knob. HTH

sasguru
24th September 2013, 10:46
I am relatively new to CUK. ( a few months)

What is it about sasguru that makes him such a focus for abuse?

Did he do something ages ago that rubs people up the wrong way?

It's because I'm intelligent and rich. Tall poppy syndrome.

oracleslave
24th September 2013, 10:47
It's because I'm intelligent and rich. Tall poppy syndrome.

Tru dat :wink

eek
24th September 2013, 10:50
It's because I'm a cretin. Repetitive parrot syndrome

Ftfy hth bidi

vetran
24th September 2013, 11:15
What is it about sasguru that makes him such a focus for abuse?



Read a few of his posts, if he was any more 'up himself' he could clean his teeth from the inside.

sasguru
24th September 2013, 11:21
Read a few of his posts, if he was any more 'up himself' he could clean his teeth from the inside.

I always though modesty was for people with something to be modest about.

Mich the Tester
24th September 2013, 11:27
I am relatively new to CUK. ( a few months)

What is it about sasguru that makes him such a focus for abuse?

Did he do something ages ago that rubs people up the wrong way?

He likes rubbing people up the wrong way, which is incredibly easy on CUK.

OwlHoot
24th September 2013, 11:46
He likes rubbing people up the wrong way, which is incredibly easy on CUK.

Curiously, for someone who you'd think would be ultra-confident and therefore easygoing, Sas is the easiest of all to rub up the wrong way. He's a bundle of hyper-sensitive raw nerves just waiting to be poked. :poke:

:rolleyes:

vetran
24th September 2013, 11:46
I always though modesty was for people with something to be modest about.

oh there is so much you should be modest about.........................

sasguru
24th September 2013, 12:16
Curiously, for someone who you'd think would be ultra-confident and therefore easygoing, Sas is the easiest of all to rub up the wrong way. He's a bundle of hyper-sensitive raw nerves just waiting to be poked. :poke:

:rolleyes:

Someone say something?

Old Greg
24th September 2013, 12:32
His deep seated personality flaws leave him feeling inadequate because his parents are disappointed by his 60 to 70th centile IQ. He is attracted here by the preponderance of cretins who are easy to mock, and he plays a pivotal and valuable role within Cretinwatch.

eek
24th September 2013, 12:36
His deep seated personality flaws leave him feeling inadequate because his parents are disappointed by his 60 to 70th centile IQ. He is attracted here by the preponderance of cretins who are easy to mock, and he plays a pivotal and valuable role within Cretinwatch.

At his level on the autistic spectrum its the perfect job for his.

Old Greg
24th September 2013, 12:40
At his level on the autistic spectrum its the perfect job for his.

There're plenty of autistic trait forum members, but I don't see that in SAS.

vetran
24th September 2013, 12:50
There're plenty of autistic trait forum members, but I don't see that in SAS.

look behind you (or your behind).



Others desire contact, but fail to understand the reciprocal nature of normal social interaction. In consequence their attempts at social interaction are clumsy, awkward and one-sided.


Even when the mechanics of language are mastered, the person with autism has difficulty using it for the purpose of communicating with others.


People with autism have great difficulty thinking imaginatively.


Three ticks for SAS there.

Recognising autism spectrum disorder - | autism | Asperger syndrome | (http://www.autism.org.uk/working-with/health/information-for-general-practitioners/recognising-autism-spectrum-disorder.aspx)

sasguru
24th September 2013, 13:06
His deep seated personality flaws leave him feeling inadequate because his parents are disappointed by his 60 to 70th centile IQ. .

Personally I think you're quite clever, but not terribly intelligent.