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I don't think siri likes me Scottish accent

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    I don't think siri likes me Scottish accent

    "I'm sorry I did not understand you, please try again"

    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

    #2
    Ask her "Why did I pay so much for a pile of poo?". And report back.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      Ask her "Why did I pay so much for a pile of poo?". And report back.
      I thought it was an absolute bargain. The gal in front of me bought two. Is that a lot of money for you?
      "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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        #4
        Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
        I thought it was an absolute bargain. The gal in front of me bought two. Is that a lot of money for you?
        SAS doesn't like to spend a years pocket money in one go.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          If you tell it you want to commit suicide it does actually try to help
          Doing the needful since 1827

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            #6
            Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
            If you tell it you want to commit suicide it does actually try to help
            It flashes up "Pakistani truck driving school" ???
            "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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              #7
              Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
              It flashes up "Pakistani truck driving school" ???
              , seriously it's supposed to ask if you want to phone to Samaritans
              Doing the needful since 1827

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                #8
                Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                "I'm sorry I did not understand you, please try again"

                Have you tried talking to her in German?
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                  It flashes up "Pakistani truck driving school" ???
                  You've clearly never driven in Pakistan.
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
                    If you tell it you want to commit suicide it does actually try to help
                    There are two ways to read that...
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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