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If you died tomorrow....

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    If you died tomorrow....

    ....what three words would close friends and family use to describe you?



    [Near death experience on M5 = MP in sombre mood]
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

    #2
    **** coffins heavy !!!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      [Near death experience on M5 = MP in sombre mood]


      We'd miss you a lot on here, so be careful!

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        #4
        Very, very, drunk

        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by AtW View Post


          We can't afford the whip round, so be careful!
          FTFY
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Just the one. Dead.

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              #7
              such a disappointment
              "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                #8
                Come on you bunch of bastards. Take it seriously!
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #9
                  When I applied for WWTBAM I had to say what 3 words my friends would use to describe me. Can't remember what I went for, will dig it out...

                  Edit: sociable, determined, adventurous

                  Not sure any of those are particularly true!
                  Last edited by mudskipper; 26 September 2013, 19:30.

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                    #10
                    I woke up one night in hospital to see a priest/vicar leaning over giving me the last rites as they thought I was going to pop my clogs that night so I remember the 3 words my mother said: "He's not dead!"
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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