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    KPI time

    ... at clientCo.

    Thank fook I'm a contractor!


    #2
    I've often thought about having a quick kpi in the bog at ClientCo sites, particularly after a big lunch but never actually done it...

    Or, on topic, is this part of staff appraisals - hilarious things - one sure-fire reason for avoiding permiedom.

    Contractor appraisals

    Is he (she) any good? Do we need them?

    Yes = give them money
    No = fook them off

    Clean and simple

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      #3
      I had to google KPI
      Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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        #4
        Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
        I had to google KPI
        +1

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          #5
          Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
          I had to google KPI
          Excellent.

          Goes by different names at different clients, but is the same bollocks.

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            #6
            Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
            I had to google KPI
            The only KPI Mudskipper has is the number of Maccie D's in a month.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              ... at clientCo.

              Thank fook I'm a contractor!

              WSS
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                The only KPI Mudskipper has is the number of Maccie D's in a month.
                I haven't had any in October, I'll have you know.

                My student card expired on Monday, so I don't get a free cheeseburger any more

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                  #9
                  I don't know why they put up with the humiliation.

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                    #10
                    Every time there's a department meeting here, one woman asks when the contractors are going to have their appraisals. She's a contractor too.

                    My appraisal, KPI and evaluation is called 'bank account'.
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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