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Official Cretinwatch handover

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    Official Cretinwatch handover

    I'm going to be a little busy for a while so need someone to hand over my cretinwatch duties. Any volunteers?
    PS Being a cretin disqualifies you from the job.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    See ya. Don't rush back.....
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      #3
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      I'm going to be a little busy for a while (I'm sharpening my crayons and cleaning my room) so need someone to hand over my cretinwatch duties. Any feckwits who want to get involved in my fantasies?

      PS Being a cretin disqualifies you from the job.-I'm not sure why I was doing it in the first place.
      FTFY
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        Originally posted by eek View Post
        blah
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        blah
        Disqualified! Next!
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          Disqualified! Next!
          I wasn't applying. Just wishing you bon voyage and thinking how much nicer this forum will be without you...
          merely at clientco for the entertainment

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            #6
            Originally posted by eek View Post
            I wasn't applying. Just wishing you bon voyage and thinking how much nicer this forum will be without you...
            Yeah but you're making the mistake of thinking your cretinous opinion counts.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              Yeah but you're making the mistake of thinking your cretinous opinion counts.
              Actually that sentence is 4 words too long
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                PS Being a cretin disqualifies you from the job.
                It's never been a problem before.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  You need to watch Cretins?

                  There's an app for that.

                  https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/mirr...389960646?mt=8

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    guff.
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    guff
                    Disqualified!
                    Anyone able to fulfil this role?
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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