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    Indian Takeaway

    Right, you've got your Chicken, Duck, Pork, Beef, Lamb and Seafood dishes but then somewhere are the Meat dishes. Er...

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

    #2
    Horse?

    Rat?

    Fox?

    Squirrel?
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      #3
      On the other hand you do get 20% off. Go on - take a chance!
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        #4
        £3.50 for rice!
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #5
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          Right, you've got your Chicken, Duck, Pork, Beef, Lamb and Seafood dishes but then somewhere are the Meat dishes. Er...

          In the good places it's mutton, in the dodgy ones? God knows
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #6
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            £3.50 for rice!
            And they don't appear to provide for those wanting a half-and-half!

            Bloody heathens.

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              #7
              Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
              And they don't appear to provide for those wanting a half-and-half!

              Bloody heathens.
              Ah yes. I'll have the omelette with the big chips please.

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                #8
                You'll be hard put to find a pork or beef curry in a British curry house.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  You'll be hard put to find a pork or beef curry in a British curry house.
                  Our local does a Syrian Beef Curry and a Goan Pork Vindaloo. Both are delicious.



                  They also do these little samosas filled with chocolate ganache and almonds. fanflippingtastic.

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                    #10
                    Vindaloo is supposed to be made with pork, so you're on to a winner there. What nationality runs the shop? Most British ones I understand are run by Bangladeshis, hence the no pig, no cow.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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