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IF NumParodies > 20 Then Call ThrowToysOutOfPram

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    IF NumParodies > 20 Then Call ThrowToysOutOfPram

    Jesus effin Christ you lot, there are so many parody threads I can't distinguish between the normal tulipe posts on here and the extra annoying total tulipe parody posts.



    I only popped out to get a sandwich


    #2
    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    Jesus effin Christ you lot, there are so many parody threads I can't distinguish between the normal tulipe posts on here and the extra annoying total tulipe parody posts.



    I only popped out to get a sandwich

    What sandwich did you get?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      What sandwich did you get?
      Ham & Coleslaw on a white baguette

      P.S. I gave you +ve rep by accident

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        #4
        Originally posted by Platypus View Post
        Ham & Coleslaw on a white baguette

        P.S. I gave you +ve rep by accident
        How much was the baguette?

        PS Thanks for the rep.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Platypus View Post
          Ham & Coleslaw on a white baguette

          P.S. I gave you +ve rep by accident
          did you get a bag of crisps to go with it ?

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            #6
            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            did you get a bag of crisps to go with it ?
            Ham and coleslaw requires a Twix to finish off the meal. I find.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Platypus View Post
              Ham & Coleslaw on a white baguette

              P.S. I gave you +ve rep by accident
              Yack.

              Can I have some + rep too, please?

              PS. I'm having a pastrami & gherkin sandwich. It's nice.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #8
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Yack.

                Can I have some + rep too, please?

                PS. I'm having a pastrami & gherkin sandwich. It's nice.
                Done

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                  #9
                  Thanks! Assume neither you or Pondy like gherkins. Don't meet many men who do actually.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                    How much was the baguette?
                    £3

                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    did you get a bag of crisps to go with it ?
                    Yes. 80p.


                    Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
                    Ham and coleslaw requires a Twix to finish off the meal. I find.
                    Snickers - oooh forgot about that, nom nom !

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