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Global Warming - Theory vs Reality

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    Global Warming - Theory vs Reality

    I think this sums it up.

    A son asks his Dad
    "What's the difference between theory and reality?"

    Dad says "Ask your Mom if she would sc**w the milkman for 1million pounds"
    The son did this , and his Mom said "Yes"

    His Dad says "Now go and ask you sister if she would sc**w the postman for 2 million pounds"
    The son did this and his sister said "Yes"

    "Well there you are son, in Theory we are sitting on 3 millions pounds, but in reality we're living with 2 wh***s

    HTH BIDI

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      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      I think this sums it up.

      A son asks his Dad
      "What's the difference between theory and reality?"

      Dad says "Ask your Mom if she would sc**w the milkman for 1million pounds"
      The son did this , and his Mom said "Yes"

      His Dad says "Now go and ask you sister if she would sc**w the postman for 2 million pounds"
      The son did this and his sister said "Yes"

      "Well there you are son, in Theory we are sitting on 3 millions pounds, but in reality we're living with 2 wh***s

      HTH BIDI
      I wonder if Jethro's been telling that one again this year

      Actually his new DVD should be out by now - Back in a mo - Off to check on Amazon ...
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