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    Atheist sayings

    • there but for the grace of god go I
    • for god's sake
    • thank heavens


    These phrases are so much a part of our language and upbringing that I'd bet even that twat Dawkins finds himself using them occasionally. What are the atheist alternatives?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    The last two you can just insert a swear word.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      The last two you can just insert a swear word.
      That doesn't count, cos you can insert that word anywhere. It's kind of like the blank tile in scrabble.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        as an agnostic I tend to use:

        all is for the best

        insert deity here.

        or I substitute 'goodness' for God but that is even more pious.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          • there but for the grace of god go I
          • for god's sake
          • thank heavens


          These phrases are so much a part of our language and upbringing that I'd bet even that twat Dawkins finds himself using them occasionally. What are the atheist alternatives?
          • Thank ****!
          • For ***** sake!
          • Thank ****!

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            #6
            There but for the grace of Nash equilibira go I

            For Darwin's sake

            Thank Evolution
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #7
              In another universe that could've been me
              Darn
              Thank fate?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                • tcbm
                • ffs
                • tf
                Doing the needful since 1827

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                  #9
                  What about holy sheet?
                  "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    In another universe that could've been me
                    That is a good one. I like that.
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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